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Here's a few curious headlines :
To all those journalists, purported English speakers and those who think they have mastered English
and the rest of us simple readers...
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
3. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
4. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
5. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
6. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
7. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
8. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
9. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
10. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
1a) Include your children when baking cookies.
1b) Drunks get nine years in violin case.
1c) Iraqi head seeks arms.
1d) Teacher strikes idle kids.
1e) Clinton wins budget - more lies ahead.