ONE DIRECTION little things

1 D ans some conditionals: 

1# Before I talk to you I was talking to myself:
IF your hand fit in mine, I would like to believe it was made just for me 
       
IF I could join up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks, 
        it would all make sense to me.


2# Were all these three things true before and are true at present?
      the crinkles by yo'r eyes when you smile, 
      your stomach-or-y'r thighs 
      the dimples in yo'r back at the bottom of yo'r spine
IF i hadn't loved THEM endlessly,  
        I wouldnt be with you tonight.

3# is it a real condition or a hipothetical one?
ONLY IF you talked in sleep 
I would keep your nonsense words secret  

4#  is it true at present?
EVEN IF your weight wasn't going to be perfect to me in the years to come, 
you would still love to squeeze into yo'r jeans
 
 still love to squeeze into your jeans

5# Which is the condition in each case?  
Provided you had loved yourself half as much as i love you 
you probably would haven't treated yourself bad 
 
IF i let you know next week, i'm here for you
maybe you'll love yourself like i love you oh.

Supposing i allowed you to  know next month, i was here for you
maybe you'd love yourself like i love you oh.

Take my word for my love, in case you should doubt of i'm in love with you.

Ed Sheeran penned this little  song for his friends 1D
Some little things to tell your partner: 
he wish he couldn't  let some little things slip out of my mouth 
But if he does, the little things add up to their friendship.

You know i'm in love with these little things.
If I weren't going to 1 D concert tonight, I wouldn't  be very excited. 
But I am going to go to that concert tonight and that is why I am so excited.

If YOU were going to 1 D concert tonight, YOU would be very excited. 
But you am not going to go to that concert tonight and that is why YOU am not excited.



Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me 
but bear this mind, it was meant to be 
and i'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
and it all makes sense to me.

i know you've never lov'd the crinkles by yo'r eyes when you smile, 
you've never lov'd your stomach-or-y'r thighs 
the dimples in yo'r back at the bottom of yo'r spine 
But i'll love them endlessly. 

I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth 
But if i do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to 
i'm in love with you and all these little things.

You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
and all those conversations are the secrets that i keep 
though it makes no sense to me. 

i know you've never lov'd the sound of your voice on tape 
you never want to know how much you weigh 
you still've to squeeze into yo'r jeans
but you're perfect to me 

i won't let this little things slips out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things 

you never love yourself half as much as i love you 
you'll never treat yourself right darling but i want you to 
if i let you know, i'm here for you
maybe you'll love yourself like i love you oh.

i've just let these little things slip out of my mouth 
because it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to 
and i'm in love with you (all these little things) 
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth 
but if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to 
I'm in love with you, and all your little things.

Gue$$ what I need?

Have you seen this old joke of a university student writing a letter to his parents asking for some money?

Dear Mom and Dad,
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on
His parents later wrote back:

Dear Son,
Love,
Mom and Dad

Financial Joke No7!

Univer$ity life i$ $o wonderful! Cla$$e$ this $e$$ion are intere$ting, my cla$$mate$ are the be$t! But after $pending all my ca$h on Chri$tma$ pre$ent$, I am in a little need for $ome $pending money for book$ and $uch. But don't want to $end the wrong $ignal$ home.

  Love   Your $on 

After deliberating a while, this was the draft of their appropriate response: 
  Dear Son: 
NOt much to NOtice here on the NOrth side of town since you left for NOrthwestern. NObody doing NOthing Noble. Enjoyed having you home for Thanksgiving in NOvember and Christmas.

NOthing is the same since you left. Loved your NOte; write aNOther one when you have time. 

   Have to go NOw.    Mom & Dad

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Pending#ixzz2F5993Qyq

    Dear Dad 

Univer$ity life i$ really great and I’m beginning to enjoy it. Even though I’m making lot$ of new friend$, I $till find time to $tudy very hard. 

I already have $ome $tuff and I $imply can't think of anything el$e I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t $end me a $imple card a$ I would love to hear from you.  

Love,  

Your $on Moi$he

(#659)  and ArNOld's reply :)

    Dear Moishe I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are probably NOt  eNOugh to keep even an hoNOurs student busy. But do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and one can never study eNOugh. NOthing much is happening here. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw.
Love your father,    ArNOld

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1) BOY AS N R= 
2) N L C JOHN= 
3) BE A HOPE AND SON = .................. = Fat Old man
4) THIS S POOR AS STUNT AIR E US = ..................  = You say only dumb things
5) S TOY TREE STONE = ..................  = I'm kinda sad
6) LOST TRAP EAT TOSS = ..................  = The little rags
7) A KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG = ..................  GRILLA = There's only politics around here
8) DESK CAN SAW = ..................  = (You) rest
9) AS SAY TOON AS = ..................  = Olives
10) CELL EYE JUG, ONE A WHAT TOE = ..................  (a City in central Mexico)
11) BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US = .................. ARGUENDERAS = Arguing Bitches
12) COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS = .................. = Eat the avocadoes
13) THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE = ..................  = Stop bugging me
14) KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS = QUITATE LOS HUARACHES = take off your sandals
15) BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US = .................. = Silly stuff
16) TABOO N O = 'TA BUENO = It's ok
17) A KEY'S TATOO ONE C'MON EIGHT = ..................  JUAN CAMANEY = Here's your Latin Lover
18) PASS A LASS SHELL ASS = ..................  CHELAS = Pass the beer
19) S TOY SO LAP ASS = ..................  SOLAPAS = I'm all alone
20) PASS A LASS ALL SAW = ..................  = Pass the sauce
21) COME S LOSS TACK EAT TOSS = ..................  = You eat the little tacos
22) EYE HALL IS CONE O TEAR A HESS! = ..................  = Famous Mexican saying
23) L GATT E TOW = .................. 
24) A PEST ASS ALL COLE = .................. 
25) TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL E AN OZ = .................. = I have italian shoes
26) BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR O = BIGOTES DE RANCHERO = Red neck moustaches
27) TEAR EGG ALL O LASS CAN E KEY TAZ =  ...... LAS CANIQUITAS 
28) S TAZ B N GORE DOUGH = 
29) TELL O PRO MET O = 
30) DOES TACK EAT TOSS E FREE HALL S = ........... Y FRIJOLES 
31) L WHO GO RAN C O = .............. = The rotten juice
32) MASS CAR EAT A SAW GRAD AH = ............ = Name for famous wrestler in Mexico
33) MOM A SIT AT = MAMACITA = Beautiful girl
34) THIN GO HAM BREAD = 
35) APE A CHURCH OU = APACHURRO = I'll love to touch you
36) CORAL SUN = 

Siurce: here


1) BOY AS N R= VOY A CENAR = I'm gonna have dinner
2) N L C JOHN= EN EL SILLON = On the armchair
3) BE A HOPE AND SON = VIEJO PANZON = Fat Old man
4) THIS S POOR AS STUNT AIR E US = DICES PURAS TONTERIAS = You say only dumb things
5) S TOY TREE STONE = ESTOY TRISTON = I'm kinda sad
6) LOST TRAP EAT TOSS = LOS TRAPITOS = The little rags
7) A KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG = AQUI HAY PURA GRILLA = There's only politics around here
8) DESK CAN SAW = DESCANSA = (You) rest
9) AS SAY TOON AS = ACEITUNAS = Olives
10) CELL EYE JUG, ONE A WHAT TOE = CELAYA GUANAJUATO = Celaya, Guanajuato (a City in central Mexico)
11) BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US = VIEJAS ARGUENDERAS = Arguing Bitches
12) COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS = COMETE LOS AGUACATES = Eat the avocadoes
13) THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE = DEJE DE ESTAR MOLESTANDO = Stop bugging me
14) KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS = QUITATE LOS HUARACHES = take off your sandals
15) BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US = BOLA DE PAYASADAS = Silly stuff
16) TABOO N O = 'TA BUENO = It's ok
17) A KEY'S TATOO ONE C'MON EIGHT = AQUI 'STA TU JUAN CAMANEY = Here's your Latin Lover
18) PASS A LASS SHELL ASS = PASA LAS CHELAS = Pass the beer
19) S TOY SO LAP ASS = ESTOY SOLAPAS = I'm all alone
20) PASS A LASS ALL SAW = PASA LA SALSA = Pass the sauce
21) COME S LOSS TACK EAT TOSS = COMES LOS TAQUITOS = You eat the little tacos
22) EYE HALL IS CONE O TEAR A HESS! = AY JALISCO NO TE RAJES! = Famous Mexican saying
23) L GATT E TOW = EL GATITO = The kitten
24) A PEST ASS ALL COLE = APESTAS A ALCOHOL = You stink like alcohol
25) TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL E AN OZ = TENGO ZAPATOS ITALIANOS = I have italian shoes
26) BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR O = BIGOTES DE RANCHERO = Red neck moustaches
27) TEAR EGG ALL O LASS CAN E KEY TAZ = TE REGALO LAS CANIQUITAS = I give you the little marbles
28) S TAZ B N GORE DOUGH = ESTAS BIEN GORDO = You are very fat
29) TELL O PRO MET O = TE LO PROMETO = I promise you
30) DOES TACK EAT TOSS E FREE HALL S = DOS TAQUITOS Y FRIJOLES = Two little tacos and beans
31) L WHO GO RAN C O = EL JUGO RANCIO = The rotten juice
32) MASS CAR EAT A SAW GRAD AH = MASCARITA SAGRADA = Name for famous wrestler in Mexico
33) MOM A SIT AT = MAMACITA = Beautiful girl
34) THIN GO HAM BREAD = TENGO HAMBRE = I'm hungry
35) APE A CHURCH OU = APACHURRO = I'll love to touch you
36) CORAL SUN = CORAZON = Honey
36) VAN US AMONG R LABOUR CHAT = VAMOS A MOJAR LA BROCHA