Funny Newspaper Headlines
1. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
2. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
3. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
5. Eye Drops off Shelf
6. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
7. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
8. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
9. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
10.Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
11.Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
12.Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
13.Deer Kill 17,000
14.Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
15.New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
16.Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
17.Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
18.Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
19.Worcester Residents Can Drop Off Trees
20.Include your Children When Baking Cookies
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