The Game of Questions

From Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead



SCORE:
1-love
2-love and matchpoint
3-love= Game

FOULS:
statement, repetition, hesitation, non sequitur


transcript
With spectators?
Do you want to play questions?
How do you play that?
You have to ask a question.
Statement. One - Love.
Cheating.
How?
I haven't started yet.
Statement. Two - Love.
Are you counting that?
What?
Are you counting that?
Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game.
I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
Who's serve?
Uh...
Hesitation. Love - One.
Who's go?
Why?
Why not?
What for?
HA. No synonyms. One all.
What in God's name is going on?
Foul. No rhetoric. Two - One.
What does it all add up to?
Can't you guess?
Are you addressing me?
Is there anyone else?
Who?
How would I know?
Why do you ask?
Are you serious?
Was that rhetoric?
No.
Statement. Two all. Game point.
What's the matter with you today?
When?
What?
Are you deaf?
Am I dead?
Yes or no?
Is there a choice?
Is there a God?
Foul. No non-sequiturs. Three - Two. One game all.
What's your name?
What's yours?
You first.
Statement. One - Love.
What's your name when you're at home?
What's yours?
When I'm at home?
Is it different at home?
What home?
Haven't you got one?
Why do you ask?
What are you driving at?
What's your name?
Repetition. Two - Love. Match point.
Who do you think you are?
Rhetoric. Game and match!


PS: enjoy the opera version in youtube