The text and the meaning- Fear of flying to Colorado Springs

Wsheet. Reading behind the lines

The text and the meaning.

PART1. AIRLINES  Cabin crew's announcement   

a. If you do decide to leave you will not be allowed access back on board …………………….

b. Here at Frontier Airlines we like to keep up with all the latest …………………….
c. In the event that this flight ……………………. beneath your seat.

d. Once you’re outside the aircraft, pull on sharply on the red tube that’s on the front, ……………………., you can blow to that red tube near your shoulder to inflate.

e. ……………………. is equipped with a water activated light, …… 

f. Collocation and use of life vest for your ……………………. is located in the safety information card.

g. place that mask over your nose and your mouth. To adjust, pull on the elastic tabs on either side. Make sure to adjust your own mask before ….

h. Smoking of any kind is not allowed on the aircraft,

i. Thank you so much for your attention, sit back, relax and enjoy your flight to Colorado Springs.

j. And for those of you who give us your full attention. good luck in…

PART2. FRONTIER AIRLINES  Cabin crew’s announcement  

Such snarky 

safety announcement 

deserves to be

on the seven-mile-high 

comedy club

Frontier Airlines announcer entertains his Flight as he put his witty spin on what are normally passenger safety instructions before taking off on his three-minute comedy routine.

The facts:

▶ Daniel Sandberg, the sassy flight attendant started his announcement by introducing the flight attendant at the front of the plane as his wife and the one in the back as his mistress.

   (Not in the take)

▶  He created a unique take on the flight's safety instructions.

▶  Rows of passengers are heard hysterically laughing in the video before take-off.

▶ The Frontier Airlines flight attendant had 150 passengers in stitches in Orlando.

 So, with his drive to succeed, did he?  Judge for yourself.

Read the two comments from real passengers unable to conceal their mirth? 

• Cindy, from Colorado Springs, said: 'He must be the world's funniest flight attendant. He was so personable and had us all in stitches - hook, line and sinker.
• 
  
• (unsourced) When he started his announcement it really perked people up and we all expected it to escalate in humor, which it did.

Wanna hear it??   

SOURCE: Youtube    https://youtu.be/G1JqG58YK2Q

Read the comments on these two pages:

Select 5 and also  find 12 informal expressions:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6345331/Frontier-Airlines-announcer-entertains-flight.html

SOURCE: Youtube    https://youtu.be/G1JqG58YK2Q

               ANNEX:   

        and now, the script  101 Thanx to MTP

                                                         Read and drop a hearty, merry laugh

  

If you do decide to leave you will not be allowed access back on board and parachutes are not included. Here at Frontier Airlines we like to keep up with all the latest fashion trends. 

In the event that this flight becomes a cruise, all of you lucky people get your own itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie-yellow polka-dot bikinis beneath your seat. Minus the ittsy bitsy teenie weenie and you get no polka dots.

Once you’re outside the aircraft, pull on sharply on the red tube that’s on the front, or for those of you who love to make life difficult, you can blow to that red tube near your shoulder to blow. I mean inflate. 

The beautiful bikini is equipped with a water-activated light.

How in the world that works I have no idea. So, so if you figure it out, please do let me know. And, if by chance it does not inflate, well, grab your neighbor and hold on for dear life.

Collocation and use of life vest for your child that shows the most potential is located in the safety information card. If needed due to a loss of cabin pressure, four oxygen masks will drop from the compartment over your head.

 Ignore those and grab the nearest flight attendant in order to get some air. I’m just kidding. I’m so lonely…

Once you stop screaming, place that mask over your nose and your mouth. To adjust, pull on the elastic tabs on either side. Make sure to adjust your own mask before ....

assisting your favorite child, another passenger, or your husband who’s definitely screaming louder than you are. And let’s be honest, only those of you who the extra 49.99 get any oxygen.

Smoking of any kind is not allowed on the aircraft, unless you’re like me and you’re smoking pot. 

 

Thank you so much for your attention, sit back, relax and enjoy your flight to Colorado Springs.

And for those of you who didn’t give us your full attention: good luck…